
when you’re giving your best and no one cares
When John’s been levitating in his unitard for eight days straight and everybody at the office is getting sick of his shit

Bent my ear to hear the tune and closed my eyes to see

when you’re giving your best and no one cares
When John’s been levitating in his unitard for eight days straight and everybody at the office is getting sick of his shit


“母「先生、私だいぶ太ってると自覚してるんですけど、普通体型の夫は検診でよく引っかかるのにどうして私は何ともないんですか?」
先生「あなたはね、内臓脂肪が無いんです。全部皮下脂肪。健康なアザラシみたいなものです」
母「健康なアザラシ」 #ドクターに言われた衝撃的な言葉”? 774@う118-し80さんのツイート (via blexpo)
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